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Coffeetropoils Tourist Board Press Release: 07 May 2078
Welcome to Coffeetropolis, the pulsating epicenter of the modern world, home to 140,000,000 unquestioning human consumers and 60,000,000 artificially intelligent life forms. Coffeetropolis provides you with everything you ever wanted and makes you crave for everything you didn’t.
Sure, a few bad things have leaked beyond the city walls, stories about poor health care, poor education, poor food and poor environmental management, but our plea to you the visitor is that if you try hard enough not to think about any of these ‘minor’ issues then they will disappear and you can carry on with being happy safe in the knowledge that with enough money you won’t have to deal with any of the grim reality... er... I mean minor, yes, minor trivial, really nothing to worry about, hardly worth calling them issues at all in fact (Shut up! Ed.)
Yes this really is the greatest city of the late 21st Century, wonderful and exciting Coffeetropolis!
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